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coelasquid:

I found out that if you give your tomato plant adequate water and fertilizer you run the risk of it never flowering because consistently comfortable conditions convince the plant that there is no environmental pressure to spread and reproduce.

You can literally be a helicopter tomato parent and grow a spoiled directionless manchild tomato plant.

(via wideeyedintheshadow)

jizzkin:

straight people on tv show: *literally have sex*

*silence*

gay people on tv show: *exist*

ok.. :\ but… ok like im not homophobic… :\ im ok with gay people but why do you have to shove it in my face… :\

(via damittromney)

captainamericaisavirgin:

blackzephyrus:

captainamericaisavirgin:

feminism never made me hate men but the reaction to feminism sure as shit did

some men* you literally cannot hate people you’ve never met or even heard of.

oh MY GOD OH MY GOD OHH M Y GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OHHHYM GOD OH MY GOD OH MY OD OOOOOH MY GOD oh MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD O H MY GO D OH MY GOD O H M Y GO D OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

(via stormiestories)

powerist:

If you don’t love yourself, you’ll always be chasing people who don’t love you.

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

landorus:

i wish i was one of u guys. u get the pleasure to follow me and im jealous of that

(Source: hentaisavedmylife, via ughh-loser)

seselapod:

[AGGRESSIVELY WANTS TO KISS YOU A LOT]

(via ughh-loser)

lovinq-u:

have you ever had that feeling that you really wanna workout to get a flat stomach… but you also just wanna eat pizza and watch netflix.

(via ughh-loser)

Christian Dior (1905–57)

(Source: flommus, via lazyyballerina)

Black is the most slimming of all colours. It is the most flattering. You can wear black at any time. You can wear it at any age. You can wear it for almost any occasion. I could write a book about black.

vvhaleshark:

you know how many straight boys have told me that anaconda “sucks because Nicki ripped off Sir Mixalot”? Macklemore straight up stole shit from Le1f, a black gay rapper, then got praise for being white and a gay ally. but y’all silent…

(via hernia)

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