healthy snack in under 1 minute!
- buy organic apple
- take “organic” sticker off of apple
- throw out apple
- place sticker on box of oreo™ cookies
[jokes about being in love with a character] [is actually serious] [and not joking] [in any way] [at all]
|fall:||ugh I can't wait for summer|
|winter:||ugh I can't wait for summer|
|spring:||ugh I can't wait for summer|
|summer:||wtf is this|
if you hate me….. have you considered…. that I am beautiful? think it over
seems like all news is negative. wheres the real feel good news? why wont anyone report on me finally finishing my rock collection
Me: omg babe keep it down you’re gonna wake my parents!
if you want a nice body, go get it. if you want to become a lawyer, study your ass off. if you want nice hair, pick a style and get it done. stop being afraid and motivate yourself. find yourself. find your happiness, because it’s out there waiting for you.