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healthy snack in under 1 minute!

  1. buy organic apple
  2. take “organic” sticker off of apple
  3. throw out apple
  4. place sticker on box of oreo™ cookies

(via oreoofficial)

at a horror movie

bf:are you scared?
me:in this economy who wouldn't be


[jokes about being in love with a character] [is actually serious] [and not joking] [in any way] [at all]

(via bremar-7)

fall:ugh I can't wait for summer
winter:ugh I can't wait for summer
spring:ugh I can't wait for summer
summer:wtf is this


if you hate me….. have you considered…. that I am beautiful? think it over

(Source: gendertrashfromhell, via ugly)


seems like all news is negative.  wheres the real feel good news?  why wont anyone report on me finally finishing my rock collection


i need a job to buy clothes that i don’t need

(via electratart)


Me: omg babe keep it down you’re gonna wake my parents!

Computer: *huummmmmmmmmmmmmm*

(via thetowndrugdealer)




wake up america 

(via sorry)


if you want a nice body, go get it. if you want to become a lawyer, study your ass off. if you want nice hair, pick a style and get it done. stop being afraid and motivate yourself. find yourself. find your happiness, because it’s out there waiting for you.

(via microwavesex)

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