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crimewave360:

shinygays:

My anaconda don’t want none unless the state of the economy recovers, minimum wage workers see an increase in their pay, and women, racial, and sexual minorities acquire their rights.

hun

(via ugly)

october1997:

sadvaporwavebabe:

i wish public bathrooms had litterboxes for catkins :D

imagine going into a public bathroom and seeing someone in the corner shitting in a cat litter tray

(Source: pastelbabe2008, via ugly)

forgive me father for i have no gf

(Source: verycooltrash, via nederiands)

hot-topic-trash-baby:

I want to be spoiled but I also feel extremely guilty when people use money on me

(via zackisontumblr)

grinderman2:

share a coke with your own crippling sense of loneliness and inability to be mentally present in the real world

(via 17yr)

I had like 200 pictures now I have 75?! What happen?!

extrovhert:

sorry im poor i cant afford to pay attention

(via maggie-lol)

shampoo:

how do i achieve immortality and perfect eyebrows

(Source: explanatory, via fake-mermaid)

partner:you be the teacher ill be the student ;)
me:okay
me:write an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. i want it on my desk by monday
partner:oh no but... thats such a hard essay... is there anything i can do for extra credit? ;)
me:no
partner:but professor.... surely then i could... persuade you to extend the deadline...? ;)
me:no
partner:so... what do you want, professor?? ;)))
me:an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. on my desk. by monday

screamandshout:

when will my normal sleep pattern return from war

(via batfag)

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